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IntellectualThis very day I had, indeed, some spare time with which to expend; or so at least firstly through my mind's eye it did verily appear so. It is, however in the end, not truly the case and more perhaps begetting of an aberration on my part. Though casting equivocations aside, I wish to present a thesis upon a hypothesis upon a pedestal of rambunctious accentuation. Could I but recall a quote I once did happen upon: "Given sufficient time, what you put off doing today will get done by itself." Such began the invariable ineffectual deterministic process of circumbendibus thought in the matter of procrastination and its methods of causation and actualization. So then, marked by my ubiquitously insatiable fraternization with loquacious verbiage, I arrantly proceed.

Some come to call our present subject matter a case of the heebie-jeebies, but my view is one more of a bit of tit for tat, and all that as it were. One would see, consequentially, that as a product of self-masochistic reminiscences the pain irrevocably enacted by the act of waiting until the last minute to complete an act rightly inspires itself to be an act in itself, a realization. This latter feeling being the backing effervescence of the present colloquy, and the former to the latter the paradoxical perplexity. I hereby propose that merely being in a state of being coupled with procreation is transcendent enough profession to predicate consensus upon the most consequential laws of nature.

It is indisputable that in the current state of affairs yours truly stands steadfast drowning in waters that seemly lack dept in their iniquity. The current modus operandi of the educational institutional conglomerate remains quite ineffectual at rousting my motivational propensities. I assure you, my dear readers, that my repertoire is not in the least bit lacking. The protest thusly becomes one of questioning the purpose of attending said establishments. Ah but indubitably my dear fellows, I find my former enlightened status squandered and dissipated along with my wherewithal all stolen and held by the grotesque sacrifice and the shackles decreed by so called "higher learning". From this day, heretofore, I abrogate all tasks unwanted and bite my thumb in an uppish manner to outright brackish fiddle faddle. As Poo Bear once was heard to say "Oh, bother".


Crap, never mind, I gots to get my damn homework done so I can get my damn degree... laterz doods
Posted on Saturday, April 17 @ 16:29:21 PDT by GunPlay
 
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