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| Of Terrible Turkeys and Vindictive Venison |
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 I carpooled with my dad and my two brothers to Blacksburg this last weekend to see the highly touted Tech vs. Miami college football match-up. Oh, and also to have my bro who's currently in senior high school see if he liked the campus. There were tons of tailgate parties littered all throughout the Tech parking lots and many people were waaay drunk waaay before the afternoon game. Man, that stadium is huge and it happened to be fully packed and lit up that night. The people surrounding us were crazy enthused about the game and the after-market tickets were selling for up to $600 a piece. Yeah, but unfortunately it looked as if star quarterback Marcus Vick cracked under pressure and so consequently he played an awful game. Well, even though the score was hardly close, and Miami won by a large margin, it was an awesome experience just seeing the massive amount of die hard Tech fans. Especially funny was the drunk fellow behind us who kept yelling out "Miami sucks!! But their cheerleaders are hot!!" and other such favorites along those lines :-P I loved it, fireworks, drums, cannon fire, and the roar of the crowd. I can now understand those Hokies, how could you not get into that?
So anyway, about two weeks ago I get done doing my good deed in helping out my bud Scott with his CS project at GMU for which I know surely the karma gods will take good care of me for later. At this point I'm feel'n nice and tired at 11:00pm plus work tomorrow don't ja know. I drive that undeniably treacherous underbelly of Fox Mill road that is so ominously haunted at night by the likes of evil razor-teethed carnivorous deer. Suddenly out of nowhere I see one of these Frankenbambis dart over a steep downward embankment right toward where my car would be in a split second. I quickly engage the breaks and honk my horn as a deterrent so that I may not harm the impossibly stupid animal and also in hopes that this fiend would perhaps give my car the same courtesy in return. No such courtesy was applied at all! Right where I stopped seems to have left my front passenger fender unguarded to the deranged deer who thought it to be an excellent pillow for it's head when it decided to redirect it's forward momentum into the side of my car. After knocking what little brains this adolescent female had out, she now lay beside me twitching. Sadly this particular situation wasn't quite as pleasant as it sounds. So at first I considered running over the deer several times in a back and forth manner; purely for charity of course, just to be sure and take it out of it's misery. However after seeing only specific car body damage inflicted I decided it best to get my car out of the road lest another vehicle come around the corner to add insult to injury and rear end me. Looking back as I slowly began my way home, and to my utter disappointment... er... delight the devious deer tipsily got up at this point and stumbled off into the night. So I now sit here car-less waiting for the repair shop to finish hopefully soon after the weekend. Insurance was cool though, no rate increase since this was considered an act of God. Still, I don't really worry about the balance of karma; firearms are allowed for deer hunting season in 10 days. And since I voted for a republican yesterday I know two things: I can carry a gun and God is on my side *wink* *wink* (do you really take me seriously?)
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Posted on Wednesday, November 09 @ 18:07:19 PST by GunPlay |
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Re: Of Terrible Turkeys and Vindictive Venison (Score: 1)
by BabyDoll (noworries508@hotmail.com) on Wednesday, November 09 @ 20:39:45 PST
(User Info | Send a Message | Journal) | | I'd watch out for those deers, kiddo. It's mating season you know. For all you know, that stupid deer went into the woods and gave all the other deer your license plate number and they in return will give that number to their future fiendish bambi offspring. Beware, the white tail deer, Beware...... |
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Re: Of Terrible Turkeys and Vindictive Venison (Score: 1)
by BabyDoll (noworries508@hotmail.com) on Wednesday, November 09 @ 20:41:04 PST
(User Info | Send a Message | Journal) | | PS Leeloo all the way, man... Dang. |
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